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Sep 19, 2014 / 286,922 notes

haussofkm:

mockeryd:

Dog: I AM SORRY BABY HUMAN! DO NOT CRY ANYMORE! i SHALL BRING YOU MORE TOYS

The cutest thing ever.

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Sep 19, 2014 / 350,589 notes

babbypegasus:

devongreen:

dashdrive:

this oatmeal has god damn dinosaur eggs in it and then when you cook it THE DINOSAURS FUCKIN HATCH IM SO PUMPED

Was this post made in 1996?

I’m still eating these. Adulthood.

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Sep 17, 2014 / 40,496 notes

Contemporary artist Gabriel Dawe turned historic Villa Olmo in Como, Italy into a beautiful rainbow art installation entitled Plexus no. 19, which stretched from balcony to balcony, filling the room with vibrant color.

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quidquididest:

whoopsloser:

Someone put googly eyes in my Latin textbook this is quite possibly the best thing I’ve ever seen

LATIN FOR AMERICANS AAAYYYYYY

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thatwetshirt:

she makes a good point

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Sep 17, 2014

I just want to go home and sleep.

Sep 17, 2014 / 147,299 notes

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geekinthebreeze:

4gifs:

Can’t keep meowt. [video]

Is…is that a container full of WATER they put in front of the door?  They had to put in a motherfucking moat to keep this cat out and it STILL DIDN’T WORK?!  This cat is hardcore.
Sep 17, 2014 / 45,687 notes

geekinthebreeze:

4gifs:

Can’t keep meowt. [video]

Is…is that a container full of WATER they put in front of the door?  They had to put in a motherfucking moat to keep this cat out and it STILL DIDN’T WORK?!  This cat is hardcore.

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Sep 17, 2014 / 320 notes

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1. Don’t try to piss quietly. Nobody in a public restroom thinks you’re knitting in your stall. They came to piss, just like you. And if you have to take a dump, do it. Get over your fear of public toilets. It’ll make life a lot easier.

2. Masturbate. Masturbate a lot. Talk about it with your friends. You’ve got the right to make yourself feel good and brag about it just like all the boys with extra large kleenex packages on their desks.

3. If you want the large fries, get the large fries. Hunger and appetite are nothing to be ashamed of, just human. Don’t ever feel guilty for eating in front of others. You need to nourish your body to stay alive. We all do.

4. Laugh as loud as you have to, no matter if you snort or gasp or literally scream.

5. Fart when you have to.

6. Always remember you weren’t born to visually please others. Forget the phrase “what if they think it’s ugly”. If you think it’s lovely, it is lovely. You wanna wear it, wear it!

7. Speak your mind! You can learn to do so without insulting others or shoving your opinion down other people’s throats.

Seven Simple Ways To Free Yourself, from girl to girl (via notcapableoflove)

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Sep 17, 2014 / 230,803 notes
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disneyismyescape:

kinell:

Did you know that Crush is portrayed “high” because Sea Turtles actually eat jellyfish and the poisons inside the jelly doesn’t actually harm the turtle but instead intoxicates them much like marijuana does for humans.

i just thought it was because he was supposed to be a “surfer dude”

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Sep 17, 2014 / 67,415 notes

elementarymydearloki:

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ubernovalover:

stinson-scherbatsky:

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So, apparently Neil Patrick Harris exists in the HIMYM universe.

neil-ception 

NEIL PATRICK HARRIS IS THE DOPPELGANGER 

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fuckyeahhardfemme:

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whitepeoplesaidwhat:

devmonster:


jasmined:


With Halloween on the horizon, here is Angie Jordan with an important message.
Yes, I’m re-blogging myself.


YUS.


to all the white people with ideas

That last line.

Hey lovelies, I would really really appreciate it if you all reblogged this xx
Sep 17, 2014 / 66,041 notes

fuckyeahhardfemme:

jaxjaxattack89:

whitepeoplesaidwhat:

devmonster:

jasmined:

With Halloween on the horizon, here is Angie Jordan with an important message.

Yes, I’m re-blogging myself.

YUS.

to all the white people with ideas

That last line.

Hey lovelies, I would really really appreciate it if you all reblogged this xx

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